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Happy b-day! [16 Mar 2006|03:02pm]
Happy Birthday Cira!!


we LOVE ya!
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big D! [07 Feb 2006|08:18am]
Happy Birthday Donovan!

I LOVELOVELOVE you!
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oct 21 [21 Oct 2005|08:35am]
Happy Birthday Lori!!!!


Hugs and Kisses from the Simpsons in Phelan.....
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been a while [01 Sep 2005|09:45pm]
Just found out that Depeche Mode unknowingly wrote Halo for Donnie Darko.
Reading thru some of my old entries I had almost forgotten how devoted and dedicated I was (am) to Donnie. Good thing, or else I'd feel like a fool.

I am fucking! LOVING Roxy music right now, it's a sickness. I shoulda been 18 in 77.
Trying to get a Prius sucks ass.
Can't wait to go to Vegas next weekend. I think I might get drunk, we'll see...
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Joy! [05 Mar 2005|07:38am]
Fucking Cocteau TWINS at Coachella this year! OH tears of happiness.....
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manoman [30 Aug 2004|09:08am]
fuck, I think I broke or cracked a rib being a total asshole with Pickle...oh well I probably deserve it. And for those of you who missed it, we got the white trash summer Olympics recorded. 50 meter synchronized chair tossing. I think Jen took home the gold not for her synchronized chair tossing abilities, but for looking SO hot while doing so (she looked like some deranged white trash wet leprechaun)
YEAH!
Jen, you so rock!

good times....
thank you all for coming.
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lord [03 Aug 2004|06:30pm]
things I learned in vegas this weekend

-it's generally okay to ask girls if their mothers suck cock
(special thanks to Beth for having such a good sense of humor)

and in case your wondering, I'm not that crass, what I meant to ask was if her mother sucked the heads off shrimp...which is actually equally if not more offensive (Cira asked me that while at dinner believing it was a latin mother thing to do....which really make not sense whatsoever....nevermind)

-a devastatingly belligerent Ryan is SO much fun

-Wills Euro face rocks

-Orion thinks Beth, Jen and I are sexier that the 3 Stooges (thank God!)

-Darren got his ulcer from drinking Natural Ice on Thursday (and don't try to deny it cuz we have you on video doing so)

-Gonzo cries when his little head hurts

-Pickle...sorry... Joshua wishes Donovan would accidentally anally rape him

-letting 2 Mexicans leave the room to get something out of the car can only end in miserable failure

-being to drunk to remember where you parked your car and the next day thinking it had been stolen SO sucks

and last but not least a very warm shout out to Mr. Dave Chapelle for providing us with the loudest most annoying joke of the weekend, that should have died on Thursady night but somehow keep being resurrected like a horrible zombie vampire Jesus.


WHAT!
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[21 Jul 2004|07:45am]

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WTF...is that a Gay Pilgrim?.....alright!
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[09 Jul 2004|11:21am]

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[15 Jun 2004|04:43pm]
i am so in love i cant even see straight.
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[22 May 2004|03:26pm]
so we have our room for Vegas this year....once again at lovely Terrible's....I just can't fathom paying more than 60 dollars a night for a room I'm just gonna shit, sleep and bathe in. $185 for Fri-Mon, we might leave on Thursday, we'll see how me and baby are doing.
I'm getting tired....9 months pregnant and working full time don't mix together well. Last time I was so dedicated to being pregnant eating well resting learning asking I was consumed, this time it's just an afterthought, but it's better I guess, working and already having Izabella have made these past 9 months fly by.
Today Donovan dropped off Izabella t my work wearing a dress that has not fit her for like 2 years now, her undies showed it was so short....stuff like that makes me tired and soon I'll have 2 to obsess about. I'm just such a freak, my biggest pet peeve is seeing little kids running about uncombed unbathed clothes not matching, snotty that to me = lazy parents. At Aeva's babyshower Cira asked me if I curl Izabella's hair under to make it look so pretty and I said fuck yeah I'm a hairdresser, I refuse to be the plummer with all the faulty pluming in his house. And Donoan made a comment like "oh yeah she dries it and curls it for like an hour" and I understand he's a lazy male so he'll never understand...but fuck! I really wish I was having a boy.
I just need to relax...
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oh what the fuck.....just do it [26 Apr 2004|06:17pm]
Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want.
Then post this to your journal and see what people remember of you.
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[14 Apr 2004|07:38pm]
There is no worse torture than hearing your child screaming in pain and terror....but it had to be done....I felt SO guilty, helpless knowing that someone, something was causing her pain and I couldn't do anything...I think I cried more than she did...but at least it's all over with.
The tooth faerie came by last night and replaced her 2 rotten teeth with 2 dollars, she wanted to buy a Happy Meal with it, I said I would treat her as long as she did'nt tell her daddy.

But fuck, I still feel like such a foolish baby, if I can't even handle her getting a couple of teeth pulled, what kind of a useless mess will I be if anything more severe ever happens to her, so I can't let anything happen to her....ever...thats my only choice, and I don't know if I can do that.

I think I need to go watch Finding Nemo, again....important life lessons via Pixar.
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[29 Mar 2004|08:52am]
I suppose being sober is not so bad....managed to have one amazing weekend.
highlights:
-tried to get Gonzo to take off his clothes, but its his own damned fault for wearing a shirt, a sweater a scarf and a jacket in 70 degree weather.
-Pickle and his amazing talent at getting people to leave with inappropriate ranting about rape, bitches, and mexicans.
-Pickle and the moth
-Donovan, the moth and Gonzo
-Will and Grace's amazing gayness

I love how my male friends (including my husband) have no problem exploring with their possible homosexuality...
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oh and also.. [08 Mar 2004|08:19pm]
Much love to Miss Buckmaster from us desert dwelling Simpsons.

May your 23rd b-day be as memorable as your last!..(23rd b-day)
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plans [08 Mar 2004|08:13pm]
so for anybody who did not ge my email (and once again for those who did...)

We want to hang out with YOU! March 26- or 27.
dinner?
talking?
fun?
we're open for ideas

let us know...
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oh YEAH I forgot! [14 Feb 2004|11:01pm]
Oh and also! The name of the short story is "Secret Window Secret Garden"
The name of the movie is just "Secret Window"
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oh! oh! oh! [14 Feb 2004|10:52pm]
I just found out that my favorite Stephen King short story has been made into a movie!
AND it stars Johnny Depp! AND John Turturro! AND Timothy Hutton, directed by David Koepp! Produced by Gavin Polone! AND AND best of all....film editing done by.... JILL SAVITT!!!

AND no I am not being sarcastic!
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cold [05 Nov 2003|05:56pm]
SO! It's cold, work is slow, I'm pregnant, home is a mess, I'm sleepy, I need a drink, Izabella's teeth need help, but she freaks out at the dentist, I have not seen D since like sunday, my mom is awesome....and.....and....well, I guess thats it.
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Code [22 Oct 2003|09:07pm]
Hey, does anyone have a spare code for Cousin Pickle, he's in desperate need of one....

thanks!
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