Zaira

Happy b-day!

2006-03-16T23:04:40Z

Happy Birthday Cira!!

we LOVE ya!

big D!

2006-02-07T16:20:08Z

Happy Birthday Donovan!

I LOVELOVELOVE you!

oct 21

2005-10-21T15:36:20Z

Happy Birthday Lori!!!!

Hugs and Kisses from the Simpsons in Phelan.....

been a while

2005-09-02T04:53:40Z

Just found out that Depeche Mode unknowingly wrote Halo for Donnie Darko.
Reading thru some of my old entries I had almost forgotten how devoted and dedicated I was (am) to Donnie. Good thing, or else I'd feel like a fool.

I am fucking! LOVING Roxy music right now, it's a sickness. I shoulda been 18 in 77.
Trying to get a Prius sucks ass.
Can't wait to go to Vegas next weekend. I think I might get drunk, we'll see...

Joy!

2005-02-02T15:40:11Z

Fucking Cocteau TWINS at Coachella this year! OH tears of happiness.....

manoman

2004-08-30T16:22:48Z

fuck, I think I broke or cracked a rib being a total asshole with Pickle...oh well I probably deserve it. And for those of you who missed it, we got the white trash summer Olympics recorded. 50 meter synchronized chair tossing. I think Jen took home the gold not for her synchronized chair tossing abilities, but for looking SO hot while doing so (she looked like some deranged white trash wet leprechaun)
YEAH!
Jen, you so rock!

good times....
thank you all for coming.

lord

2004-08-04T01:57:02Z

things I learned in vegas this weekend

-it's generally okay to ask girls if their mothers suck cock
(special thanks to Beth for having such a good sense of humor)

and in case your wondering, I'm not that crass, what I meant to ask was if her mother sucked the heads off shrimp...which is actually equally if not more offensive (Cira asked me that while at dinner believing it was a latin mother thing to do....which really make not sense whatsoever....nevermind)

-a devastatingly belligerent Ryan is SO much fun

-Wills Euro face rocks

-Orion thinks Beth, Jen and I are sexier that the 3 Stooges (thank God!)

-Darren got his ulcer from drinking Natural Ice on Thursday (and don't try to deny it cuz we have you on video doing so)

-Gonzo cries when his little head hurts

-Pickle...sorry... Joshua wishes Donovan would accidentally anally rape him

-letting 2 Mexicans leave the room to get something out of the car can only end in miserable failure

-being to drunk to remember where you parked your car and the next day thinking it had been stolen SO sucks

and last but not least a very warm shout out to Mr. Dave Chapelle for providing us with the loudest most annoying joke of the weekend, that should have died on Thursady night but somehow keep being resurrected like a horrible zombie vampire Jesus.

WHAT!

zairaoh @ 2004-07-21T07:45:00

2004-07-21T14:46:41Z

WTF...is that a Gay Pilgrim?.....alright!

zairaoh @ 2004-07-09T11:21:00

2004-07-09T18:21:36Z

zairaoh @ 2004-06-15T16:43:00

2004-06-15T23:46:25Z

i am so in love i cant even see straight.

zairaoh @ 2004-05-22T15:26:00

2004-05-22T22:57:59Z

so we have our room for Vegas this year....once again at lovely Terrible's....I just can't fathom paying more than 60 dollars a night for a room I'm just gonna shit, sleep and bathe in. $185 for Fri-Mon, we might leave on Thursday, we'll see how me and baby are doing.
I'm getting tired....9 months pregnant and working full time don't mix together well. Last time I was so dedicated to being pregnant eating well resting learning asking I was consumed, this time it's just an afterthought, but it's better I guess, working and already having Izabella have made these past 9 months fly by.
Today Donovan dropped off Izabella t my work wearing a dress that has not fit her for like 2 years now, her undies showed it was so short....stuff like that makes me tired and soon I'll have 2 to obsess about. I'm just such a freak, my biggest pet peeve is seeing little kids running about uncombed unbathed clothes not matching, snotty that to me = lazy parents. At Aeva's babyshower Cira asked me if I curl Izabella's hair under to make it look so pretty and I said fuck yeah I'm a hairdresser, I refuse to be the plummer with all the faulty pluming in his house. And Donoan made a comment like "oh yeah she dries it and curls it for like an hour" and I understand he's a lazy male so he'll never understand...but fuck! I really wish I was having a boy.
I just need to relax...

oh what the fuck.....just do it

2004-04-27T01:18:15Z

Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want.
Then post this to your journal and see what people remember of you.

zairaoh @ 2004-04-14T19:38:00

2004-04-15T03:06:56Z

There is no worse torture than hearing your child screaming in pain and terror....but it had to be done....I felt SO guilty, helpless knowing that someone, something was causing her pain and I couldn't do anything...I think I cried more than she did...but at least it's all over with.
The tooth faerie came by last night and replaced her 2 rotten teeth with 2 dollars, she wanted to buy a Happy Meal with it, I said I would treat her as long as she did'nt tell her daddy.

But fuck, I still feel like such a foolish baby, if I can't even handle her getting a couple of teeth pulled, what kind of a useless mess will I be if anything more severe ever happens to her, so I can't let anything happen to her....ever...thats my only choice, and I don't know if I can do that.

I think I need to go watch Finding Nemo, again....important life lessons via Pixar.

zairaoh @ 2004-03-29T08:52:00

2004-03-29T17:16:28Z

I suppose being sober is not so bad....managed to have one amazing weekend.
highlights:
-tried to get Gonzo to take off his clothes, but its his own damned fault for wearing a shirt, a sweater a scarf and a jacket in 70 degree weather.
-Pickle and his amazing talent at getting people to leave with inappropriate ranting about rape, bitches, and mexicans.
-Pickle and the moth
-Donovan, the moth and Gonzo
-Will and Grace's amazing gayness

I love how my male friends (including my husband) have no problem exploring with their possible homosexuality...

oh and also..

2004-03-09T04:27:36Z

Much love to Miss Buckmaster from us desert dwelling Simpsons.

May your 23rd b-day be as memorable as your last!..(23rd b-day)

plans

2004-03-09T04:16:13Z

so for anybody who did not ge my email (and once again for those who did...)

We want to hang out with YOU! March 26- or 27.
dinner?
talking?
fun?
we're open for ideas

let us know...

oh YEAH I forgot!

2004-02-15T07:05:31Z

Oh and also! The name of the short story is "Secret Window Secret Garden"
The name of the movie is just "Secret Window"

oh! oh! oh!

2004-02-15T06:59:43Z

I just found out that my favorite Stephen King short story has been made into a movie!
AND it stars Johnny Depp! AND John Turturro! AND Timothy Hutton, directed by David Koepp! Produced by Gavin Polone! AND AND best of all....film editing done by.... JILL SAVITT!!!

AND no I am not being sarcastic!

cold

2003-11-06T02:02:02Z

SO! It's cold, work is slow, I'm pregnant, home is a mess, I'm sleepy, I need a drink, Izabella's teeth need help, but she freaks out at the dentist, I have not seen D since like sunday, my mom is awesome....and.....and....well, I guess thats it.

Code

2003-10-23T04:08:57Z

Hey, does anyone have a spare code for Cousin Pickle, he's in desperate need of one....

thanks!

rednecks

2003-10-02T04:49:41Z

Ok I can't deny it anymore....I work with a bunch of racist, closed minded, materialistic bitches! Well 3 of them are super cool.

The kind of people that ask me if I speak "mexican " fluently, the kind of people that call the dentist next door "The Terrorist" just because he looks "Indian" fucking indian, they don't even know where the Fuck India is! Or what Indian people look like. The kind of people that refuse to eat at the local Korean restaurant because they fear they may be eating dog! Fucking DOG!
All she (the owner) talks about is shopping, her suv, her pool, her spa, her decorator all the expensive shit she has, who the fuck cares! She is the epitome of Fontona trash, born and raised.
Good lord, what to do?
I know I brought it upon myself when we moved up here....

zairaoh @ 2003-09-01T11:32:00

2003-09-01T18:49:55Z

I had a super rockstar weekend, ran into a lot of people I never expected to see again, people from old jobs and high school.
Thanks to Rob now my life is complete, potatobugs.com is all I needed. Check it out, if you dare.

I have been feeling pretty good about things lately, everything is super keen, making money is nice, making new friends is even nicer. Who knew that bouncing a Red Robbin baloon could be so much fun...?

oh fucking home sex...

Izabella starts preschool this week, she is super excited. She's such a social little girl, she's gonna love all her new friends.

fuck

2003-08-05T05:01:04Z

Man.... I feel like rotten anus juice.

other than that had a peachy time in Vegas.

zairaoh @ 2003-05-23T08:52:00

2003-05-23T16:01:25Z

Is it weird that I have sex dreams about Dave Attell....?

I mean sure would love to hang out with him, get drunk...yeah that sounds good....

My stupid rose bushes are all flowering and shit, just whe I was gonna let them dry out, God I hate taking care of all that shit out there, our next house will NOT have a yard and it will NOT be in the desert.
Ladyfuckingbugs all over the place! Like a plague, one landed on Izabella the other day and she FREAKED out...hehehe

Skeletor and He-man, man those were the days....noting but trouble.

zairaoh @ 2003-04-26T18:47:00

2003-04-27T02:00:28Z

oh yeah....

I passed the practical portion of my exam, now on to the written, which I am much more confident about.

It's sickening how much I like "Ignition" by R. Kelly
ahhh....fond memories.
I think I am going thru something....Hip Hop finally makes sense to me, I find myself more enthusiastic about it than I do about the new Wolfsheim and such.

cheap 4 liter bottle of Sangria goooood.
No one here but Izabella, good. She is a trip!

My brother and his stripper wife are separating. I think she has a boyfriend, I always had a bad feeling about her. Materialistic bitch, she likes to pretend. oh well.

I wanna boyfriend sometimes, I got my eye on this one tall guy I see sometimes, he's smart and funny and it seems like we've hit if off quite well, but he's always sooo busy and tired, maybe I should just give up....

blah

My mom leaves tomorrow for mexico, my grandmother maybe dying soon. I just don't want to see her sad, it's unbelievable how much I love her.

hmmm....need more Sangria

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